What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!