What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !