What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!