What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!