What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.