What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "