What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.