What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.