What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.