What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!