What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!