The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
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She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
Hearing AIDS
A buccaneer!
You get a cobbler!
By the ears...
Cover your ears with your hands
A wind tunnel.
I hold mine by the ears.
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A corn has ears.
By the ears
The silence of the lambs
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Your ears stay warmer.
Their ankles!
Try some sparkly earrings.
Aw shucks!
A pioneer
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
A: A wind tunnel.
A buck-an-ear!
Because, corn has ears!
Listening .
Lend me your ears
Ears!
The cue tip.
A b
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Inception
Because the stalks are all ears.
B
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
A: They pull corn by the ears.
A: Answering the stapler.
A: Mike Tyson's dog.
Her ankles.
A buck-an-ear
Shine a torch in her ear!
By the ears.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because he liked sole music!
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Wipe away those ears.
Engineers (engine ears).
He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.
A wind tunnel!
A buck an ear.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A. Engineers.
A buck an ear
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
It took ears off his life!
Because he picks his ears!
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
It didn't matter, they were all ears
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A buccaneer.
A heard
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
There's too many ears
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
Alright.
Thanks for the refill.
Van Gogh: pardon
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
a buck an ear
It goes in one ear and out the other
My ears are burning!"
A buck-an-ear.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
A mountain.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...
Shot it!
B.
Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
Engineers
A bird that will talk you ear off !
Because the field has ears.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
A buck 'n ear
A: Her ankles.
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
Cantaloupe
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Friend:
Arizona
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
By looking out the kitchen window.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
A retarrrrrd
He's from Team Rocket
A short woman trying like hell.
