Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs