Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!