Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!