How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Silverware Jokes More Silverware Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!