What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.