What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.