What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.