What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.