Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.