Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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cancer -I'm sorry-

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Cancer :)

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A laplander !

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.