Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."