Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.