A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
Cancer :)
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
