Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.