Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.