What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.