What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"