What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.