How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)