How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.