How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)