How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.