How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)