Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.