Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.