Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!