Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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Go on, have a blast.
I heard everybody had a blast.
He blasts off:
Because they've just had a big launch.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
To have a Blast!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Gotta go fast!"
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Because she'll just let it go.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
He's from Team Rocket
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
When the door is open !
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
To Mecca Bingo.
