Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.