Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Tragedy Jokes More Tragedy Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain