Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

You might also enjoy:

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----