Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
Bach to work!
A lawn moo-er.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
His Ex-Wife.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan