Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He wanted cold cuts.
10
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
2scooby4doo
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
A car in first-crash condition.
An Amish drive-by shooting
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
He liked cold cash.
A: Cold cuts.
He blasts off:
To have a Blast!
Shomething'sh Amish..."
Bulbasaurs
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Never 21
