Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He wanted cold cuts.
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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
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Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
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Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Never 21
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Go on, have a blast.
She's just a country!
Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.
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It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Crack Rock.
Crack rock
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
He'll probably catch fleas
I don't know, you tell me.
He fainted after the punch line.
