How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"