I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Too many cheetahs
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Because they've just had a big launch.
Cobain Cobain
9 Months.
Carpet bombing.
Explaining his wife.
M'laundry."
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
