Because they'd get in trouble.
Stop laughing and reload.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
Rigor tortoise.
Suicidal.
Chocolate chips
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed