Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.