Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.