What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.