What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.