What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.