What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.