What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana