What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

India Jokes More India Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay