What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!