What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai