What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai