What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.