How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!