How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.