Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo