Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.