Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.