Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text