Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo