What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.