What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.