What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin