What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.