What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.