What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol