What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.