What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol