What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin