What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...