What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...