What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."