What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."