Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person