Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.