What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.