What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...