What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer