What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.