What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams