Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
It was 2 tired...
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Red Red Wine!
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
They have the right to bear arms
Ears!
They both can't even.
To see who shot his "paw."
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
They ate all the dinosaurs
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Thrown in a lake.
They had just dread-ged the lake.
