Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.
Not mine
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
To the RESTaurant.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Altha'or syzygena
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
