What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast