What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.