What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)