What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.