What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog