What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.