What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Paddy O'Furniture

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.