Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.