Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.