Garbage Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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It's a piece of cake.

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So that they can pack the defence!

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He was Snowden.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.