Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison