Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust