Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Pillow Fight Jokes More Pillow Fight Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.