When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!