When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.