When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!