When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!