When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!