Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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A cab.

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.