Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.