Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.