What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.