How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)