How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.