How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it