How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.