BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
what's tomato with you !
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Punny ones
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
A Mugging.
Carloss
Because it may Pikachu.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
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A George Costanza.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Somebody threw the towel in.