Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

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Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.