Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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what's tomato with you !

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Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Because it may Pikachu.

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Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.