Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.