BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
NaClmore
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Steal her saucer.
Because they'll Pikachu
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Towels
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
