How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.