How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!