How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.