How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!