The foundation's been laid.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
The old one was made of steal.
With a spirit level!
