Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk