Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !