Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!