What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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ISIL-ated

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.