What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)