What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!