What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
It went back 4 seconds.
Microwave.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
A catastrophe !
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
Because he ate his carrion.
He went back 4 seconds.
She was wearing mittens
She had mittens on.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
She had mittens !