What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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The police made him bring it back again.

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They get put in prism!

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A frog. It croaks every night.

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His balls. Two below.

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Sack-religious.

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Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)