What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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It'll dim sum

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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The lottery.

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Because seven ate nine.

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A: That hit the spot.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

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Cot-on-wool.