What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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