What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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The elephants are using them as tampons

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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One is a group of cunning stunts.