Because they can't even.
He used Apple Maps.
His alibi.
They all get stoned constantly.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Depends.
Because they p-irate.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.