Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.