What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.