Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.