Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant