Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.